A brandLingual game

Coffee Workshop Claims.

Test your marketing knowledge across marketing strategy, brand strategy, and creative strategy. Sort 12 claims as evidence-backed or myth, collect points, and solve a puzzle: one person at the table is secretly working against the brand.

Coffee Wars — a fictional category

Meet Orbit Coffee.

Orbit Coffee — the protagonist
Mid-sized · 30–50 locations + RTD line
Some awareness, some distribution, plus the internal politics that come with being big enough to have departments. Orbit is stuck because it behaves like a creative community pet project instead of running a growth system. Today's workshop is about getting it unstuck.
PolarBean
The market leader. Easy to recognize, easy to find, easy to choose.
NightShift
Tiny cult indie. Gorgeous design, passionate fan base. Easy to mistake its vibe for a growth strategy.

The workshop table

Four people. One mole.

PriyaBrand Strategy
DomSales
MarcusDigital & Performance
BartLogistics
Security notice Someone at this table is on NightShift's payroll. They have been steering Orbit's strategy in the wrong direction for months. You will hear everyone talk today. Pay attention. At the end, you make your accusation.

How to play

Before you start.

You will hear 12 claims across four rounds. For each one, decide whether the evidence supports it or whether it is a myth. If you are unsure, you can ask Hazel for a hint — she will nudge you in the right direction, but using her reduces the points you earn for that claim.

After the final round, you will be asked to identify the mole. Getting it right earns bonus points — but the bulk of your score comes from sorting claims correctly. Good strategic thinking is what matters most.

Scoring Correct sort: 3 pts · Correct sort with Hazel: 1 pt · Wrong sort: 0 pts
Mole identified: +5 bonus · Maximum: 41 pts

Q1 / 12

0
pts

End of workshop

The workshop is over.
Someone wasn't working for Orbit.

Four people talked. Here is what you heard.

P
Priya — Brand Strategy
Started from an inside-out, identity-first position. Pushed hard on segmentation and brand truth early on. Found her footing later when she started thinking about salience and mental availability. Evolving.
D
Dom — Sales
Trusted what his reps and customers told him, which led him astray once. But his instincts about distinctive assets and buying moments were sharp. Sees the market from street level.
M
Marcus — Digital & Performance
Started with retargeting, moved to community-as-growth-engine, ended with a proposal to close locations and build a flagship. Each recommendation framed differently. Each one pointed inward.
B
Bart — Logistics
Said things about routes, trucks, and university students that turned out to be about marketing. Nobody is sure how. Nobody is complaining.

NightShift does not need Orbit to fail loudly. They need Orbit to stay small, quietly. Who was working for them?

0
out of 41

Claims sorted correctly
Points from sorting
Hazel used
Mole identified
Total
The mini-course
4 sessions · 4 weeks

STP vs. MBA: Mastering Both Schools of Thought

Draw a clear distinction between the intuitive way of thinking about marketing, brand, and advertising (STP) and the evidence-based approach (MBA), in order to become a better practitioner.

01

Segmentation, Targeting, Positioning vs. Market-Based Asset theory

How intuitive STP thinking is formed, how the evidence-based MBA approach works, and why mastering both is critical for success today.

02

Brand Strategy: Inside-Out, Outside-In, Bothism

Core models from Aaker, Keller & Romaniuk, and Burmann. Principles, critiques, and practical application.

03

Creative Strategy: Persuasion vs. Salience

Why the focus on persuasion in advertising is misleading, and how repetition and salience actually build memory.

04

Practical Application — Live

Memory-First Creative Brief, 4C model, Get/Who/To/By — shifted from intuitive to evidence-based. Tools you can use the next day.

Each session: ~45–60 min written content + 20–30 min video. Session 4 is a 60-minute live class with Christopher & Baiba.

Go to the mini-course on Gumroad →
Meet your guides
CO

Christopher Owens

Head of Brand Strategy at TRG for ~25 years, educator at Miami Ad School for ~20 years. Co-founder of brandLingual. Combines real-world client experience with evidence-based marketing, brand, and advertising principles.

BM

Baiba Matisone

Strategist with ~15 years of experience across brands, agencies, research, and higher education. Co-founder of brandLingual. Turns complex theory into practical tools teams can actually use.

How brandLingual teaches
Self-StudyBrand SimulatorGamificationCommunity1:1 Coaching
Training simulator

All theory is practiced using Coffee Wars — three fictional brands, three different problems.

PolarBeanMarket leader. Easy to mind, easy to find, easy to buy. The measuring stick.
OrbitMid-sized brand. Warmth and local presence, but cues don't carry. The challenge is invisibility, not likability.
NightShiftSmall cult favorite. Distinctive by design. Seductive — but doesn't automatically scale.
Community

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